Friday, 6 July 2012

One Jobless + Another Jobless = Awesomeness!



Ritika sprang up with a brilliant idea suddenly and to that awesome idea of hers i replied instantly with a shayari...
and hence the saga started...
Presenting,
What two jobless people can do over the span of two days!

Kevin: Apni iss idea ko abhi ke liye dabalo
          Apni iss idea ko abhi ke liye dabalo
          Naya godrej powder hair dye...
          Bas kaato gholo lagalo!

Ritika: Ideas sambhal ke rakho abhi ye kache hain,
          Ideas sambhal ke rakho, abhi ye kache hain..
          Aap hi ki tarah
          Daag ache hain ;)

Kevin: Na kisiko honede apne idea ki khabhar
          Na kisko honede apne idea ki khabhar
          Diagram galat ho gaya ,
          Rubber de rubber! :D

Ritika: Na lagne dungi kisiko iska pata,
          Na lagne dungi kisiko iska pata;
          Jo koi bhi puchega, usko main bolungi,
          Hata sawan ki ghata :P

Kevin: Reply karne mein ho gayi deri,
          Reply karne mein ho gayi deri...
          Next station Andheri! :D

// Kevin replied really late! Conveyed it too Ritika through yet another Shayari!

Ritika: Hahaha :D
          Koi baat nahi o mere yaar,
          Koi baat nahi o mere yaar;
          kal ki baatein continue karenge,
          aur baatenge khushi aur pyaar ;)

Kevin: Pyaar ki baatein na karo aap,
          Pyaar ki baatein na karo aap;
          Kahi pata chal gaya...
          Toh band bajayega aapka baap!!

Ritika: Kya kare lag gayi hai aapki aadat,
          Kya kare lag gayi hai aapki aadat;
          Aaj khustavad honge tum...
          Agneepath Agneepath :P

Kevin: Aapki iss shayari mein nahi tha maza,
          Aapki iss shayari mein nahi tha maza,
          sudhriya zara aap nahi toh milegi mujse saza!

Ritika: Lo karli na aapne pro wali baat,
          Lo karli na aapne pro wali baat;
          Practise se hi toh seekhungi
          Aaj nahi toh kal raat..

Ritika: Sunday ho ya monday
          Roz khao ande
          Shayari gandi bani
          Toh Kevin se padenge dande :P

//Yes, back to back messages. She got offended by Kevin's previous insult!

Kevin: Ye ki apne bilkul sahi baat...
          Ye ki apne bilkul sahi baat...
          Shayari banate rehna aap hamare saath!

Ritika: Agar aapki marzi hui toh ji haan zaroor
          Agar aapki marzi hui toh ji haan zaroor
          Fir iss aadat se kahin aap na ho jaye majboor.. :P

Kevin: Shayari banana hamare baaye haath ka kaam..
          Shayari banana hamare baaye haath ka kaam..
          Kamar mein dard hua toh lagao zandu balm!

Ritika: Aapke liye ye baaye haath ka khel hoga
          Aapke liye ye baaye haath ka khel hoga
          Humare liye ye do future dosto ka mel hoga..

Kevin: Aap jaisa dost hoga mazzedaar,
          Aap jaisa dost hoga mazzedaar;
          Yadi aapne padha ho toh,
          Joginder Singh tha ek Subhedaar!!

Ritika: Aapne hume mazzedaar kya kaha,
          Aapne hume mazzedaar kya kaha;
          Dil humara garden garden hota raha!!

Kevin: Humare saath rahoge toh hamesha rahoge khush,
          Humare saath rahoge toh hamesha rahoge khush;
          I hate guys which behave like a douche!

Ritika: Shayari ke hote hain itne meethe meethe bol,
          Shayari ke hote hain itne meethe meethe bol;
          Point pe aa hi nahi paate hum,
          Ghumte reh jaate hai gol gol...
          Na chahte hue bhi ban rahi hai romantic shayari,
          Koi galat matlab na nikal lena mere dost;
          Intezaar kar rahi hai inn shayariyon ka,
          Meri wo personal dairy...

Kevin: Badi si shayari thi badi mast,
          Badi si shayari thi badi mast;
          late reply karne ke liye sorry,
          Hum thode game mein the vyast!

Ritika: Jaise aapko nahi pasand wo ladke dumbo,
          Jaise aapko nahi pasand wo ladke dumbo;
          Theek usi tarah hume napasand wo ladkiyan,
          Jo hoti hai complete bimbo!

Kevin: Aapki shayari sunke hota nahi gham,
          Aapki shayari sunke hota nahi gham;
          Hum saath mein honge toh shayari mein aur hoga dum,
          Dum se yaad aaya, kaisi thi movie Cheeni kum?

Ritika: Cheeni kum mein thi thodi cheeni kum,
          Jisme hai dum,
          Toh fakht Bajirao Singham!

Kevin: Abhi baje hai bara,
          Abhi baje hai bara;
          Continue karte hai hum humari baat,
          Kyunki zindagi na milegi dobara!

Ritika: Baat continue karenge aap aao toh sahi online,
          Baat continue karenge aap aao toh sahi online;
          fir puchna hello how do you do? I am fine!

Kevin: Hum hamesha rehte hai online,
          Hum hamesha rehte hai online;
          Facebook only kills most of our time!

And then chatting on fb we decided to put this on our blogs! :D
Here you go with Ritika's blog:
http://washedawaywiththecrowd.blogspot.in/
Posted By: Kevin Desai

One Jobless + Another Jobless = Awesomeness!

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