You know its FE Comps!!! Part I

We all are now known as S.E.Comps!
But the last one year was a fantastic!
Toooo many memories, way tooo much fun!
So my post is a dedication to the fantastic last year we had!

You know its FE Comps if,

1. You enter the class and hear words like "stucture" and "electon". Yeah, RD mam!

2. Be it any lecture, if you hear a song which goes like, Vasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Vasuuuuuuuuuuuu Vasuuuuuuu
    Vasuuuuuuuuuu....... It definitely is FE Comps.

3.You are walking and you discover a bunch of people standing, yeah just standing and talking crap! They
    have to be FE's. No one does timepass better than us!

4.You hear a girl shouting and crying with real high frequency, Arushi Gupta it is! :D

5. You see a tall boy running behind every lunch-box possible, Yes its Mahesh Belnekar.

6.You see people strumming guitar and only around three to four people singing genuinely, the others just
   creating havoc, Akshay, Nirav, Mahesh, Ritika, Zeal, Soham.... you guys are great! :D

7. You see a guy bringing, packing and taking projector back to where it belonged, collecting assignments  
    and requesting teachers to cancel the lectures, its the CR, Akshat Shah!

8. You see a dangerous guy hanging around with electronics people more than computers! Arjun Sharma it
     is!  (Sorry ha Arjun :P ).

9. You spot two idiots fighting and being thrown out quite often due to their mischief's. Kevin Desai and
    Sanjana Agarwal!

10. You see a girl with absolutely the same expressions in all cases, Abhilasha Mittal.

11.Some guys breaking into a random dance around a guy, while the music plays "Tidin Tidin Yaye yaayeeee". Pranav Kundra is the guy in between!

12. If someone says, Systeeeem, it has to be HBV sir or it might be Siddhant Doshi as well! :P

13. You get tired of writing Schrodinger's equation but you still have to write again and again, Parag Mistry
      sir it is!

14. You see people bursting out in laughter and a lecture having maximum attendance, my favorite teacher,              
      Madhavi mam it is! :D        

15. You see people having coffee and Bingo at weird times, don't worry its official, its Natasha mam's break          
       time!

16. You see a girl climb the table do perform her mechanics experiment, due to height issues, Ritika Nevatia!


17. Pass a sheet regarding any event and we make sure it does not go empty, yes you have passed the sheet
      in FE Computers! :D

All in all its a great combination of weird, awesome, fantastic, intelligent and smart people.

(P.S. - Others will be covered in the next part, releasing tomorrow! )

Teko kitna aaya?

One of the most dreadful days in a students life.... A day which even the brightest of the student fears.
Before result everyone says... "Yaar ab bore ho raha hai, ab results aane chahiye!"
Lemme describe today's scene only,
With pass or fail declared Friday very early morning, we expected the results to be displayed in the college by the end of the day! But we learned SPIT was lazy and Saturday being a holiday it added to the ever increasing wait for results. And with friends from other colleges continuously asking "Kitnaa aaya?", it surely adds to the frustration!
So Monday it is and the first thing people do on entering college is check the display board!
But No! The results still weren't out! Lectures and practicals went by! It was lunch....And yet again we rushed down! But NO! Still no results! Now we were seriously cursing the exam cell for being so lazy!
2 o clock PCT lecture! A guy from our class who is standing down messages that results are out! And ya within no time the word spreads. We request (order) mam to leave us early and yes she does! Half of them rush out as fast as they can while the other half try to figure out from the sixth floor whats going on at the ground floor! And still the results are not out!! Ritika and me try pulling of a prank... We go to every class and secretly the students who are sitting close to the doors that results are out, spread the word. Creates amazing desperation amongst students sitting in lectures to just run out and check their results! ;)
We all go back to classes and unfortunately as soon as the lecture begins, results were out! This time the source was trusted! :P
And then drama begins!
No one sits normally...everyone sits half out of their benches trying to blast outta their seats as soon as teachers finishes taking the roll call!
Facial expressions begin to change, even if people laugh, they are just trying to hide their tension.
People start tapping their feet, hearts start pounding. And everyone's least bothered what the hell is going on in the lecture.
30 minutes into the lecture I couldn't understand why wasn't the teacher able to make out the disinterest on everyone's face.
Five minutes more into the lecture a student gathered courage to tell teacher that results are out, please let us go! And the other 40 erupted simultaneously, "Please mam, pleassssssssseeee! "
A little hesitation and then we were allowed to go!
So off we go! I hardly think anyone even waited for the lift....Climbing down steps as fast as we could we reached the ground floor! But then we saw other 200 students battling out with each other to get one glimpse at their totals. This didn't dim our hopes as we also joined the battle and fought hard to see the results!
Then begins the process to search the names! Assume my surname Desai, we search for a D then De, and then Desai, Desai, Desai and yes! Name has been found. Keeping a finger just below the name we start moving the finger left to reach the total! Remember the total, rush out of the crowd and remove cell phone and open the calculator on it! Divide the marks and get the percentage!
Time stops for a moment. Then someone taps from the back and says, "Teko Kitna aaya?"
And then we round off our percentage and tell him, fearing ours will be too less compared to him we dont even ask that person sometimes! Time passes by (slowly). Many are sad, many joyous. Some start crying while to some it just doesn't matter. If you see a big crowd around a person then two things, either someone has topped else someone is crying too badly.Congratulations and "Chalta hai yaar, next time phaaad dalenge" continues as time passes by. Crowd lessens and then we see individual marks which are even more shocking. Time stops yet again, till a random friend from other branch comes up and asks, "Teko kitna aaya?" :D 

On Cartoons!

Cartoons!

Well any one can talk on this topic on and on and on for hours together. And cant get tired of discussing it again and again. It is something which has ruled our childhood. Everyone in his childhood has spend large amounts of time watching cartoons. The most basic channels being
1.Cartoon Network
2.Pogo

3.Disney Channel
4.Hungama
And for the ones who understood fast paced English in their childhood :P
5.Nickelodeon
6.Animax
Yes the first four channels came in Hindi, at that time atleast :P
I'll list almost all cartoons I watched and loved the most!
( If i miss anyone, it is purely unintentional! Include them in the comments)

1.Bob The Builder

Bob the Builder kar ke dikhayenge,
Bob the Builder Ha bhai haa! 

Aired on Pogo, I would schedule my lunch time so as not to miss the show!

One of the most awesomest cartoon ever made. My personal favorite! (There will be more personal favorites ahead! Every other cartoon seems better than the previous one!)
I remember the whole song! I suck big time at Antakshri but every time the letter b comes in I never fail to sing Bob the builder ka song!

2.Swat Kats

Story of two humanly figured cats flying an awesome plane and using funky missiles to destroy enemies!
One named Bade Miya and one named Chote Miya, one of the best cartoons on Cartoon Network!
To watch their episodes - http://swatkats.us/

3. Oswald

One octopus named Oswald, a sunflower named Daisy and a penguin named Henry in a town full of strange buildings and people!
One of the most famous dialogues of Henry,

Do marshmallows, Na Kam Na Jyada

4.Pingu -  Short stories of a stupid penguin named Pingu!

5.Pokemon

One of the most epic cartoons ever made! All time favorite of any kid!
It was a story of Ash, Misty and Brock on a quest to earn 8 badges which allow them to enter the league and become the Ultimate Pokemon Trainer!
Pikachu was easily the most loved Pokemon of all times.
Pokemon was aired on cartoon network for many years, which included repeat telecast of episodes so many times, but we still watched them!
The brilliance of Pokemon forced us to buy Pokemon cards. Whenever I got a 10rs note in hand, I would rush to the nearest store and buy a packet of cards! Then started trading of cards! Took hours to seal a deal!
A-"Mere paas to Blastoise hai "
B-"Haaaaaa, mere paas Charizard hai! "
A-"Please dena , please please please de na, dekh mein teko 5 cards deta hu, baas Charizard de de!"

Gotta Catch'em All, Pokemon! 

6.Beyblade - Small metal tops rotating at high speeds and clashing against each other in a small circular stadium! Also made childern buy beyblades from the market!
First came the plastic ones which were quite big, then the metal ones which were small.
Took tava from the kitchen and played in it! :P

7.Tom and Jerry- Naaaah! I didnt like Tom and Jerry Sorry to all Tom and Jerry lovers but I couldnt see Tom losing almost every time. :P
8.Dragon Ball Z- I havent watched that much, all I know is Goku, Vejeta and Kameyaa-Meyaaaaaaaa!

Some more amazing cartoons,
Flintstones
Captain Planet-"Captain Planet he is the Hero, iske samne sab hai zero! "
Johnny Bravo- A cool guy with weird hairstyle, crazy behind girls :P
Dexter Laboratory -Another cool cartoon in which Didi disturbs Dexter in his highly modern science lab!
Noddy - "Aa Gaya Noddy, Noddy! :D "
Thomas the Train
Mr Bean & Mr Bean-The Animated Series! - Again a favourite, I can watch Mr Bean episodes again and again!
The Looney Toons Show  -Using Acme products to get rid of the Ostrich
Galactic Football on Animax!
Ninja Hattori on  Nickelodeon
Phineas and Ferb - Two brothers making huge things!
Garfield  - Story of a lazy little cat! 

9.Doraemon
A futuristic cat who tries to help Nobita by gadgets brought from the from the 22nd century!
Fantastic cartoon!

10.Shinchan

Ole ole ole :P

The craziest, naughtiest cartoon ever made!
Banned in Japan due to what you can see above!
Amazingly Hilarious! It is still a delight to watch!

The below mentioned ones are not cartoons, but still great fun to watch! 

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, Wizards of the Waverly Place, Hannah Montana, Kim Possible, Shaka Laka Boom Boom!
All featured on the Disney channel and were awesome fun to watch! :D


These were all the cartoons I watched in my childhood. I still watch some of them! :P
I hope I haven't forgotten any, if so please include them in the comments!


Hope this post of mine helps you remind your childhood days for sometime atleast! :D

One Jobless + Another Jobless = Awesomeness!

Ritika sprang up with a brilliant idea suddenly and to that awesome idea of hers i replied instantly with a shayari...
and hence the saga started...
Presenting,
What two jobless people can do over the span of two days!

Kevin: Apni iss idea ko abhi ke liye dabalo
          Apni iss idea ko abhi ke liye dabalo
          Naya godrej powder hair dye...
          Bas kaato gholo lagalo!

Ritika: Ideas sambhal ke rakho abhi ye kache hain,
          Ideas sambhal ke rakho, abhi ye kache hain..
          Aap hi ki tarah
          Daag ache hain ;)

Kevin: Na kisiko honede apne idea ki khabhar
          Na kisko honede apne idea ki khabhar
          Diagram galat ho gaya ,
          Rubber de rubber! :D

Ritika: Na lagne dungi kisiko iska pata,
          Na lagne dungi kisiko iska pata;
          Jo koi bhi puchega, usko main bolungi,
          Hata sawan ki ghata :P

Kevin: Reply karne mein ho gayi deri,
          Reply karne mein ho gayi deri...
          Next station Andheri! :D

// Kevin replied really late! Conveyed it too Ritika through yet another Shayari!

Ritika: Hahaha :D
          Koi baat nahi o mere yaar,
          Koi baat nahi o mere yaar;
          kal ki baatein continue karenge,
          aur baatenge khushi aur pyaar ;)

Kevin: Pyaar ki baatein na karo aap,
          Pyaar ki baatein na karo aap;
          Kahi pata chal gaya...
          Toh band bajayega aapka baap!!

Ritika: Kya kare lag gayi hai aapki aadat,
          Kya kare lag gayi hai aapki aadat;
          Aaj khustavad honge tum...
          Agneepath Agneepath :P

Kevin: Aapki iss shayari mein nahi tha maza,
          Aapki iss shayari mein nahi tha maza,
          sudhriya zara aap nahi toh milegi mujse saza!

Ritika: Lo karli na aapne pro wali baat,
          Lo karli na aapne pro wali baat;
          Practise se hi toh seekhungi
          Aaj nahi toh kal raat..

Ritika: Sunday ho ya monday
          Roz khao ande
          Shayari gandi bani
          Toh Kevin se padenge dande :P

//Yes, back to back messages. She got offended by Kevin's previous insult!

Kevin: Ye ki apne bilkul sahi baat...
          Ye ki apne bilkul sahi baat...
          Shayari banate rehna aap hamare saath!

Ritika: Agar aapki marzi hui toh ji haan zaroor
          Agar aapki marzi hui toh ji haan zaroor
          Fir iss aadat se kahin aap na ho jaye majboor.. :P

Kevin: Shayari banana hamare baaye haath ka kaam..
          Shayari banana hamare baaye haath ka kaam..
          Kamar mein dard hua toh lagao zandu balm!

Ritika: Aapke liye ye baaye haath ka khel hoga
          Aapke liye ye baaye haath ka khel hoga
          Humare liye ye do future dosto ka mel hoga..

Kevin: Aap jaisa dost hoga mazzedaar,
          Aap jaisa dost hoga mazzedaar;
          Yadi aapne padha ho toh,
          Joginder Singh tha ek Subhedaar!!

Ritika: Aapne hume mazzedaar kya kaha,
          Aapne hume mazzedaar kya kaha;
          Dil humara garden garden hota raha!!

Kevin: Humare saath rahoge toh hamesha rahoge khush,
          Humare saath rahoge toh hamesha rahoge khush;
          I hate guys which behave like a douche!

Ritika: Shayari ke hote hain itne meethe meethe bol,
          Shayari ke hote hain itne meethe meethe bol;
          Point pe aa hi nahi paate hum,
          Ghumte reh jaate hai gol gol...
          Na chahte hue bhi ban rahi hai romantic shayari,
          Koi galat matlab na nikal lena mere dost;
          Intezaar kar rahi hai inn shayariyon ka,
          Meri wo personal dairy...

Kevin: Badi si shayari thi badi mast,
          Badi si shayari thi badi mast;
          late reply karne ke liye sorry,
          Hum thode game mein the vyast!

Ritika: Jaise aapko nahi pasand wo ladke dumbo,
          Jaise aapko nahi pasand wo ladke dumbo;
          Theek usi tarah hume napasand wo ladkiyan,
          Jo hoti hai complete bimbo!

Kevin: Aapki shayari sunke hota nahi gham,
          Aapki shayari sunke hota nahi gham;
          Hum saath mein honge toh shayari mein aur hoga dum,
          Dum se yaad aaya, kaisi thi movie Cheeni kum?

Ritika: Cheeni kum mein thi thodi cheeni kum,
          Jisme hai dum,
          Toh fakht Bajirao Singham!

Kevin: Abhi baje hai bara,
          Abhi baje hai bara;
          Continue karte hai hum humari baat,
          Kyunki zindagi na milegi dobara!

Ritika: Baat continue karenge aap aao toh sahi online,
          Baat continue karenge aap aao toh sahi online;
          fir puchna hello how do you do? I am fine!

Kevin: Hum hamesha rehte hai online,
          Hum hamesha rehte hai online;
          Facebook only kills most of our time!

And then chatting on fb we decided to put this on our blogs! :D
Here you go with Ritika's blog:
http://washedawaywiththecrowd.blogspot.in/